Paths of Glory

From the Slope of Hope: A couple of Thursdays ago, we were all wringing our hands (or at least I was) about the powerful bureaucrat and lifetime government employee Haruhiko Kuroda and what his next move would be. He dropped a big bomb – negative inter…

Apple in the Seventies

From the Slope of Hope: It’s time for me to travel to the place I always prefer: way out on a limb.
My Apple credentials are sound. I bought my first Macintosh in early 1984. I worked at Apple headquarters for several years in the late 1980s….

The Gartman Grid

We all have opinions on the stock market. However, very few of us have daughters that are Senior Line Producers (whatever that means) on CNBC, thus we cannot share our musings with the rest of the world.  Happily, there is one Dennis Gar…

Lucky Lucky Girl

From Slope of Hope: Over the past 15 years, Yahoo (YHOO) has lost nearly 70% of its peak value (and this is taking into account its utterly and completely lucky gains from Alibaba). During those fifteen years – – and let’s remember, on the day of …

Mollycoddled

From the Slope of Hope: I’ve been puzzling over the peculiar reaction the market had on Monday to the savage attacks that took place in Paris. Never would I have dared imagine that assets across the board would excitedly zoom upward following this…

Montezuma’s Revenge

I have poo-poo’d (so to speak) Chipotle Mexican Grill many times on Slope of Hope, and my argument is always the same: why should the corporate purveyor of mediocre Mexican fare thrive by charging 50% more than all the terrific mom ‘n’ pop Mex places t…

The Empty Bus

From the Slope of Hope: With all the grousing and grumbling I do here, I thought I’d change my tone and write up a genuinely positive, optimistic post. This has to do with what I think will be a tectonic shift over the next twenty years: tran…

That Musky Odor

Back on June 4th, I suggested that the bloom would soon be off the Elon “the next Steve Jobs” Musk, and that would express itself in the diminishment of price for SCTY and TSLA. As I put it, “One would think the market is trading Elon Musk’s reputati…

Let’s Reclaim This Word

From the Slope of Hope: Time for a mini-rant because, like the late, great George Carlin, I don’t have pet peeves: I have a zoo of major fucking psychoses.
I’d like us, as a people, to reclaim the noun “conversation”. To my old-fashioned way of thinkin…

The Massive Energy Top

From the Slope of Hope:  I’m getting uncomfortable pounding on the same theme over and over again (there’s only so many times I can point out the large, looming topping patterns across the board), so I thought I’d mix things up a bit and just get …